Part 2! Top 20 Worst Wedding Photos

Due to the overwhelming popularity of my Top 20 worst wedding photos, people have been inundating me with requests to create another list. I mean, there certainly had to be more insane wedding photos out there, right?  Well, believe it or not, there actually was!  Enjoy!

The 20 Worser Wedding Photos


#20 – In a Ceremony Far Far Away
Star Wars weddings aren’t new, but I think the bride’s face says it all.  “I looked past the kids  and that our officiant is Princess Leia with an S&M leash.  This too shall pass.  In with the good air, out with the bad air. Breathe slow. Stay calm.”


#19 – Busted Again.
Ok. No idea what grandpa is doing in the bushes, but I’m sure it’s something creepy.  Great shot there Mr. Kodak.


#18 – Pillage in the Village
“We have a great deal on our Vietnamese burned out village package.  Screaming and wailing will cost extra though.”   I know, I know. That’s awful. But it’s why you love me.


#17 – Spiked Punch
No one found out the punch was spiked until it was way too late.



#16 – Collectively Ticked
This was not a wedding that came with the parents blessing.  “But I LOVE him Momma!”  followed by the thought, “Maybe Momma is right.” followed by her parents thinking, “She has to learn from her mistakes. Let her go, Mabel.”


#15 – Unhappy Parents 2
Speaking of unhappy parents. Here are the thoughts here:  Dad:  “I know he doesn’t think I’m paying for jack sh*#.”    Mom: “You think your father’s kidding. We’re not paying for jack.  You just wait.  I will kick your skull if you even ask me for a cupcake, you slack loser.”


14 – Yeah, yeah
The wedding was aw-yite. But the reception was the bizz-omb.  Don’t you let them tell you that your dress wasn’t the shiznat. You were sparkly and the tiara set it off honey.  And your hair is un-be-weave-able! The fourth time is the charm honey, his probation ends in January and he only has 4 kids.  You got yourself a real man this time.

and for those saying that this is not the bride, here’s a ceremony shot;


#13 – Cheeky

Not sure what to even say about this photo.  Does she not feel a draft? The guy to her right is whispering to his wife, “I promise I’m not looking, but you have to see this.”


#12 – John Deere-ly Beloved
A staged shot for sure, but for those wondering what Kathy Griffin’s wedding would look like, here’s a sampling.


#11 – Sew What?
Ok. There’s the groom with a mini-sewing machine and a UPS truck testing the weight capacity of the back door with people’s packages. So does there need to be a punchline?  I’ll leave it up to you.  The best one I get will be posted here with credit.





Yes folks, it’s the top 10. The worst of the worst. Proceed.


#10 – I Do, Now Run!

“Yeah, yeah, I do, now please run or death will do us part!”  or maybe it was, “You can’t make me stop marrying your daughter. Yeah? You and what army?”  I got a million of ‘em for this staged shot.


# 9 – Long Train Running

She’s got that look that says “Oh no you didn’t!”.


#8 – I Do, Adidas
Let me just say that the fact that she is even walking down the aisle with him is proof enough that he should stay by her side until his dying day.  I can hear a million brides-to-be looking at this photo and saying in unison, “Oh Helllll no.”


#7 – Yeah, Not Funny
This guy is about to find out where “that line” is.  He’s all giggles now until this film got developed.


#6 – Awaiting Reaction
He had no idea that how he handled this situation in front of his new bride would be the first and biggest test he’s ever taken.  And as you can see, she’s thinking, “Is that your final answer?”


#5 – Sucker
It was at that moment that he realized that he was simply window dressing for one of her many “girls night out’s”.


#4 – I See Dead People
I’m going to assume that she’s happy that there are many witnesses at this point.


#3 – No Means No
“What did I tell you?! I said NO Chicken Dance and you did it anyway!”  Note the law enforcement in this photo.


#2 – Eat More Chicken
I’m not sure if it’s more disturbing that this is happening in the background or that the photographer made sure he set the framing to capture it.


And here we are folks!

The winner of the worst wedding photo award.

#1 – Southern Limo

They couldn’t afford a limo, but they still arrived in style.  The bride has got to be thrilled.

And there you have it. The 20 worst wedding photos I could find.  All photos were obtained from Google Images and a lot of digging.  Hopefully when you go to hire your wedding photographers or other wedding vendors, you’ll make sure that you do your homework. Do you have ones to share that I didn’t post here? Post them!

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Twilight Star Gets Engaged (+ 4 more engagements)

So what celebrities got engaged during the month of November 2009? And does anyone really care?  Of course we do!  Hey, weddings are a big deal around here.

1) Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart

While most twilight fanatics are screaming foul play and refuse to believe it’s true, Robert Pattinson confirmed the rumor as true to Matt Lauer on the Today Show.  However, some say that even though he admitted it, that it was done jokingly and that it probably won’t happen because he’s been pretty much dating non-stop and it just doesn’t seem realistic.  Well, believe it Team Edward fans. There’s even been a lot of “I’ll believe it when I see it” stances as well.  You gals are hardcore about this man. He’s on the market until he says I Do! – Source

2) Hulk Hogan & Jennifer McDaniel

Assuming that he actually does know best, the Hulkster has decided to get engaged to a woman who disturbingly looks like a hybrid of his ex and his daughter.  Hulk Hogan pointed out the engagement ring to TMZ photographers at the LAX airport and said that she could be the next Mrs. Hogan.  Her name is Jennifer McDaniel and she even showcased a “lovely” tattoo of his first name (Terry) that she had tattooed on her right wrist. The couple has been dating since 2008 which is only 4 months after Hulk’s divorce from Linda Bollea.  Some guys never learn. – Source

3) Chelsea Clinton & Mark Mezvinsky

Being the daughter of a former president qualifies for you for celebrity status. When photographers follow you to the bathroom stall, you’re a celebrity.   Chelsea made the announcement via email during Thanksgiving to friends and family.  The couple met in Washington DC and have been dating since 2005. They simmered the relationship at Stanford University and he’s now an investment banker while Chelsea finishes up her studies at Columbia. – Source

4) Penelope Cruz & Javier Bardem

While Penelope Cruz refuses to confirm the rumor, we’re going to push it as fact simply because she refuses to deny it.  When asked directly by David Letterman during her late night appearance if she was engaged, she simply said that she refused to discuss her private life.  But when she appeared at a premiere with a sapphire and diamond engagement ring on her ring finger, it was her way of letting people into her private life. Women get ridiculously excited when they get engaged, so this was her way of publicly gushing.  If she simply said, “I’m not engaged”, then that would have been that, but the very denial is a confession!  So stop being silly Penelope.  We’re actually still happy you didn’t stay with Tom Cruise. – Source

5) Jensen Ackles & Danneel Harris

photo from JustJared.com

The Supernatural star Jensen Ackles has confirmed that he and longtime girlfriend Danneel Harris from One Tree Hill are finally engaged.  Even though the public says that it doesn’t appear that there’s a lot of passion between them, source from both parties have confirmed the rumor.   The couple have been dating for about 3 years now, but have been friends for almost a decade.  He confirmed it to JustJared.com and she confirmed it on her Twitter account. – Source

Other notable wedding engagement news:

  • Tara Ried says that even though she’s wearing an engagement ring on her finger that she is not engaged…yet.  People
  • Eminem’s mom got engaged to her bisexual agent, Neal Alpert. Why they felt that detail was important was apparently important for some reason. China Daily News
  • Mickey Rourke & Elena Kuletskaya are NOT engaged and he’s telling everyone and carrying on as if he’s single.  Besides the fact that she is engaged to another man. Hmmm. Zimbio
  • Playboy Bunny Stephanie Adams is engaged to…a man.  ‘The Man” wasn’t named, but the big deal is that Stephanie is a lesbian and even came out at a Pride parade, so that’s why they simply say “a man”.  Hey, it happens.  Can you say “Anne Heche”? SheWired.com
  • and finally, Robbie Williams denies that he’s engaged. Daily Mall

Know of any November wedding engagements we missed?  That’s what the comment box below is for. But which one of these top 5 engagements is the biggest deal to you?

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Tiger Woods Downward Spiral

Tiger Woods Mad

Photo obtained from Google images

It seems that the Tiger Woods debacle is just getting worse and one has to imagine that all of the deity status that most had with Tiger are about to get majorly tarnished and that Tiger is human after all.

The trouble started last week when Tiger Woods wrecked his truck into a fire hydrant and then a tree where he then needed medical attention.  Tiger was taken to a hospital and treated for his injuries which also included “scratches on his face”.  What would seem like a self inflicted minor accident then started presenting red flags as Woods refused to speak to authorities to address their questioning for days after the accident.  Many were trying to assess the cause of the accident and then a rumor arose that it had something to do with an altercation between him and his wife Elin Nordegren over an affair with a New York Club Manager named Rachel Uchitel which possibly explained the scratches.

Rachel Uchitel - London Entertainment Photo

Rachel Uchitel denied the allegations that she was having an affair with Woods, but sources say that Uchitel frequently bragged about having an affair with not only Woods, but also Yankees players Derek Jeter and Alex Rodriguez, as well as actor David Boreanaz.  Being “overwhelmed” with all of the attention, Uchitel hired “lawyer to the stars” Gloria Allred to keep the wolves at bay which is really not working too well and only adds to the speculation that things are about to get really bad before they get better.

Meanwhile, Florida authorities had no choice but to subpoena certain traffic and hospital reports and aspects of the events to put the traffic part of the case to rest.  They ended up charging Tiger with a non-criminal charge which will cost Tiger $164 in fines (pocket change), but will also cost him 4 points on his drivers license.  As far as the authorities were concerned, the case was closed.

Then another “mistress” appeared out of the woodworks named Jaimee Grubbs, a cocktail waitress that he met in Las Vegas in 2007.  Not only was she not denying a relationship (excuse the double negative), but she also came to the party with text messages and even worse, voice mail recordings of Tiger pleading with her to remove her name from the cell phone ID because his wife was becoming highly suspicious.

Jaimee Grubbs - Photo from People.com

The voice recording is unmistakably Tiger’s voice pleading, “Hey, it’s Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favor. Can you please take your name off your phone? My wife went through my phone and may be calling you. So if you can, please take your name off that.  Just have it as a number on the voicemail. You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye.”

Grubbs reported to a British tabloid The Sun that they had 20 sexual encounters spanning a 2 and half year time period with the first one being literally days before the birth of Tiger’s son.   She quoted Woods as telling her that “quietly and secretly we will always be together.”

As expected, with so much evidence verifying the allegations as truth, Tiger has had no choice but to try and come clean to some extent, but insisting that it’s a family matter with his statement on his site saying, “I am dealing with my behavior and personal failings behind closed doors with my family. Those feelings should be shared by us alone.”  Which in some cases is true, but he is a public figure, paid by the public (via tournaments and attendance), but even more damaging adored by the public both young and old.

Tiger Woods & Wife Elin Nordegren - Photo by Regina H. Boone / Detroit Free Press / AP

Tiger’s statements on his website do everything but admit to the affair which included statements such as:  “I have let my family down and I regret those transgressions with all of my heart. I have not been true to my values and the behavior my family deserves. I am not without faults and I am far short of perfect.” and then finally, “Personal sins should not require press releases and problems within a family shouldn’t have to mean public confessions… I will strive to be a better person and the husband and father that my family deserves. For all of those who have supported me over the years, I offer my profound apology.”

In closing, one would simply have to say that while, yes, this should be a private matter, he made it into a public matter by refusing to speak with authorities which caused all kinds of rumors and allegations to spawn from what started as a simple traffic violation.  One also has to be concerned that this may possibly be just the beginning of a slew of women that may come forth digging this hole deeper than it is now.  If there were two, there most likely are many more.

What do you think?

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Tom Arnold Gets Married…Again

Tom Arnold Gets MarriedIt has been confirmed that this past Saturday 50 year old actor Tom Arnold finally got hitched to long time girlfriend Ashley Groussman on the quaint little island of Maui.  That’s Hawaii for the geographically challenged.

The ceremony was held in front of 75 close friends and family and Tom’s best man was actor Dax Shepard.   This is Tom’s 4th marriage and one of which was to that crazy Rosanne Barr who has since furrowed somewhere to all of our collective relief.  I mean really, thank God.  Ashley really can’t blame him for waiting for so long to recover from that.

The couple met through a mutual friend and then at Tom’s birthday party, he proposed to her with a wedding ring that was designed by her sister.  He said, “I knew that if I could get Ashley to fall in love with me, I’d never have to worry about anything else as long as I lived,” to which Ashley replied, “I’m the luckiest girl in the world.”

Besides the fact that Ashley Arnold has a much better ring to it.

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Wedding Crashers: Jason Alexander & Fran Drescher

Fran Drescher from The NannyAccording to the New York Post, ex-sitcom stars Fran Drescher from The Nanny and Jason Alexander from Seinfeld flew to Australia to attend a wedding for a couple they haven’t ever met.

Australian couple Geoffrey Edelsten and Brynne Gordon reason for inviting them?  Because they had never met them and simply wanted to, so they invited them.   Nothing was disclosed about how much they were paid to attend, but one would imagine that airfare, hotel, amenities and appearance fees were probably in the 6 digits easy.   Jason Alexander from SeinfeldThat was probably not an issue since the couple’s wedding cost $3 million for their wedding plans at the Crown Palladium ballroom in Melbourne.

Hey if you got it, flaunt it, I guess.  But really?  Would you pay tens of thousands of dollars to have Fran Drescher and Jason Alexander at your wedding?

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Programmers trying to learn English. Any suggestions for them? http://ping.fm/bVN9l

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Couple has a Black Friday wedding at Best Buy while waiting in line. http://gm4.us/000KV

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Black Friday Wedding at Best Buy

Photo & Story obtained from WMBFNews.com

When most people do their wedding planning, it normally doesn’t involve standing in line in the freezing cold at a retail store on Black Friday.  But for Michigan couple Edward Burbo and his bride to be Jennifer, that’s exactly how they planned it.

Edward and Jennifer met two years ago online in November of 2007 and 2 days later, they were shopping for good deals together.  The couple has a blended family of 4 children between the ages of 8 and 14 and Christmases have been tough at full price.  So they, like most Americans, hit the streets early in the morning to get the best deals on Black Friday and this year it was at Best Buy where they camped out for a whopping two entire days to be first in line!

Then the idea struck them two weeks before that big day that they would be married in line at Best Buy.  While they wanted to have a big wedding, they just couldn’t afford it.  “We are saving money standing in line for Black Friday, and we’re not really spending much on the wedding,” Jennifer said.  So she dressed in a winter white wedding dress and he in a tuxedo and the two exchanged vows on Black Friday 2009.

I’m envisioning the I Do’s followed by the trampling of innocent bystanders to get into the store, cursing, a few stiff elbows, and the crush of overcrowded mayhem.  Let’s just hope the honeymoon was taken elsewhere.

For more on this story, check out WMBF’s website at http://www.wmbfnews.com/Global/story.asp?S=11582046.

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True Blood Stars In No Rush For Marriage

anna-pacquin-stephen-moyer-engagedTrue Blood star, Anna Pacquin, 27, is engaged to her True Blood co-star Stephen Moyer, 39, but they are not in any rush whatsoever to hit the aisle.  Anna recently told press that, “We’re not planning the wedding yet. I’m not really that girl, we’re not really that couple. We’re happy and things are good and we’re not on any particular schedule and it’ll happen when we have time.”

Stephen apparently feels exactly the same as they enjoy their success and focusing on planning a wedding is just not on the radar right now.  Good thing because Anna is also terrified of thinking about being in a poofy wedding dress and just isn’t that type of girl.

“It feels organic. It’s more about being family than becoming Bridezilla overnight and wearing some big meringue wedding dress. That would scare the s**t out of me. I wasn’t the girl who spent hours dreaming of my wedding.”

So while they enjoy spending good quality time together as an engaged couple, True Blood fans will simply have to wait if they want to see the love bleed over into the real world.   No pun intended.

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Jennifer Aniston’s Bad Rap

jennifer-anistonLet me start off by saying that I love Jennifer Aniston.  She is truly one of the most beautiful women on the planet.  But talk about a woman that has gotten the wrong end of the stick.  If she’s crazy, she hides it very well and with the amount of time this woman is on camera, she would have to do a lot of hiding.  I think what we’re seeing is that her choice in men is based on, heck, I don’t what it’s based on.

I’m sure that I am not alone when I say that I firmly believe without any doubt that Brad Pitt was her soul mate.  Even though Brad and Angelina Jolie had a nice wedding and have been together for years now with enough kids to start a small country, Brad still looks empty and incomplete.  Photos of him just look like he’s struggling to hold on to his sanity and now he’s trapped with a crazy woman.  Every new child they create or purchase has got to make that cash register “ka-ching” sound in his head. A crazy woman holding the threat of alimony and child support payments multiplied by however many kids they have now.   His departure from that relationship would be the end of his career and his wallet.

brad-pitt-save-meSo as for Brad, Jennifer should probably come to the realization that there’s no going back to that playground again, no matter how traumatic it was for her.   He was an idiot and he’s gone.  Jennifer, there’s nothing wrong with you.  You are beautiful and men around the world love you.  Time to move on.  But….

John Mayer, really?  As someone who has actually met John a few times in Georgia at small venues in and about town at shows, it doesn’t fit.  Great musician, but not husband material.  Not yet anyway. He seems to have good intentions, but at the same time he croons about being lonely, he’s doing everything to stay single with no intention of being taken seriously.  Granted you guys look good together and both of you appear to have your guards down when around each other, so that’s good.  But something is missing.

Vince Vaughn?  That could have worked because it’s the same age bracket and you both have the same sense of humor.  But now he’s moved on to some Canadian real estate agent to settle down.  The same thing you wanted from him, but at the time he couldn’t give you.  Guess that was just bad timing.  Which brings us to the current rumor mill.

jennifer-aniston-gerard-butlerJennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler.   I think this may actually work.  The couple is keeping the rumors on the down low, but that may really work.  About the same age bracket, tempers seem about the same, both good looking, and successful.  Yeah, I think that may work.  But here’s the deal.  I’m going to call it and if it DOES work, I want to be invited to the wedding as “that blogger that called it”.   Plus I want to give Jennifer a big celebratory hug.

That’s what the big problem is for me. Jennifer is a smart and beautiful woman who is just getting mixed up with the wrong guys.  I think it’s mostly because of her choosing actors and industry guys.  Maybe Vince has it right to make plans on getting married with a woman that has nothing to do with Hollywood.  It helps you get grounded and have one foot in reality.

The Bradley Cooper thing could have worked also (if it were true). The only thing that’s apparently getting in the way is Jennifer’s force field.  Her guard is up and she has no desire to get hurt again.  The tabloids push her as the jilted lover over and over and with someone different every quarter.   And it’s all unfortunately true for the most part.  You can see it in her eyes.  The look that says, “I kind of like this guy.  He’s nice to me, but I know he’s going to do something stupid and I’m going to get screwed again in front of millions of people.”  Can you blame her?

jennifer_anistonAgain, I’ve always loved Jennifer and she has always been my dream woman and the total package.  It kills me to see her getting involved with these guys that apparently have severe mental issues. Why would any man walk away from Jennifer Aniston?  For those of you that say, “Maybe it’s her.”, you can all die a slow death.  It’s not her.  No I’ve never met her, but it’s not her.  It just can’t be.

As one of many men who support you Jen, we always wish you the best and hope that you really find that right guy that appreciates you.  He’s out there somewhere.  Well, there’s me, but I’m already married with kids.   I would definitely be perfect for you.  My wife would be really ticked though.  I just want to come to the wedding and give you support.   So I’ll be looking for my invitation to watch you be happy.  And also to give myself closure. ; )

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