The word slutty is loosely used here. I mean these brides do have mirrors in their dressing rooms, so they are fully aware of what they’re doing. Revealing should probably be the word used here. These are wedding dresses that make you do a double take and actually ask yourself, what in the world was she thinking when she put that on? So without further ado;
The Top 10 Sluttiest Wedding Dresses
#10 -Gretel Gone Wild
I think I’m going to spend my weekend making a gingerbread house.
#9- Cotton Candy
Somewhere between carnival cotton candy, Barbie, and a poodle mishap lies slutty. We all should seek help for finding this sexy.
#8 – See Through
When it’s more about the undergarments than the dress itself, you’ve got yourself a plain all out slutty wedding dress.
#7 – Don’t Change On My Account
This is one of those dresses that you can use over and over and over and over, and oh…., sorry. Why are we renewing our vows every year again?
#6 – Tighty Whitey
Coming in at #6 is a tight fitting revealing jumpsuit kind of dress that says, “I’m more about the honeymoon than anything else.”
#5 – What wedding dress?
Or you could simply tuck in lacy fabric in strategic places on a bikini and make it look like a dress. From the back anyway.
#4 – Teapot
I’m a little teapot, ______ and ________
#3 – Side Boob Tube
I guess we’re seeing a pattern here. If you would like to see the unedited version of this photo, you can go here. Perv.
#2 – But It’s Mariah
It’s hard to say something bad about Mariah. Ha! Who am I kidding? Can I get a HO! Ho, Ho!
And the number one slutty wedding dress award goes to…
#1 – Oh My God
Okay, let’s envision this. Your mom is standing there with her parents, the limo pulls up and then your bride comes out and…
and if that’s enough, someone else thought this dress was a good idea too!
Well, there you have it. The top 10 sluttiest wedding dresses we could find. For those that want to get married in dignity, go visit a real gallery with respectable wedding dress photos and get some class people.