Wedding rings should be a big investment, but most of these are not. I personally could not begin to imagine wearing any of these (except one) and you’ll soon see why as I show you
The 12 Strangest Wedding Rings
#12 – USB Wedding Rings
The concept is that the couple will join the rings together and swap data. Maybe love notes or grocery lists? The funny thing to me is the guy in the background of the ad biting his lip like he’s saying, “Yeah, yeah, baby. Blang blang.”
#11 -Engraving Nightmare
When you only have a small band of precious metal but so much to say, look no further than this atrocity.
#10 – Cryptic Decoder Ring
No need to wait to try and decipher what your wife is trying to tell you. Start off with this remake of the Little Orphan Annie decoder ring and don’t forget to drink your Ovaltine.
# 9 – Serial Killer
This ring is for geeks that have been down since DOS days. Not that the serial connector isn’t still being used anymore, but for real?
#8 – Mini Cup?
I have no idea what this would be used for other than for illegal drug usage or a quick shot of whiskey and it probably couldn’t even do either of those well.
#7 – Binary Ring
Easily the coolest ring on the list and the only one I might even consider wearing. This ring is binary code for a personal 20 character message that you choose. Strange, but actually neat.
#6 – Cat 5
What is it with computer rings? This ethernet ring may be cool if you could actually get ethernet access only when you were together. That would be quirky.
#5 – The Maya Angelou?
Is this supposed to be an ode to “I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings”? If it is, that’s not a very warm and cuddly matrimonial moment. Hey, I know why people trapped in marriage whine!
#4 – Nuts and Bolts
While the concept is obvious, it’s the action involved in putting them together that makes it inappropriate.
#3 – Intertwined
The ring looks very cool, but it looks ridiculous when separated and is probably very uncomfortable when they’re not together.
#2 – Heat Activated
Your anniversary date is programmed inside the ring and the concept is that the wedding ring gets hotter the closer that you get to the date. Just how hot it gets is unknown and to me, this just seems like a lawsuit waiting to happen.
And here we are folks!
The winner of the strangest wedding ring award.
#1 – Pokey
I’ve got nothing. I don’t even know how you would wear this thing.
And that’s it. The 12 strangest wedding rings. Do you have ones to share that I didn’t post here? Post them!