Top 20 Worst Wedding Photos

It’s amazing how many weddings are held in a year.  And among those weddings are some pretty awful wedding moments.  Luckily, people post them on the web for all to see.  These are easily some of the worst wedding photos we could find.

The 20 Worst Wedding Photos


#20 – The Arranged Marriage
Nothing says, ‘This is not the person I want to marry.” quicker than the scowl of a groom and an arranged marriage between two unhappy adults.

arranged-mariage-2


#19 – The Bride’s Number One
Believe it or not, brides have to go potty too.  However, there normally isn’t documentation of the event.

bride-bathroom


#18 – Disdain
Not sure what happened previous to this shot, but we’re guessing the groom simply isn’t happy about something.  Considering that he’s carrying her, maybe it’s a cry for help?

disgusted-groom


#17 – Destination Wedding
Destination wedding on nudist beaches aren’t complete without the innocent glimpses of beach combers passing by.  Hey, at least his eyes aren’t wandering.

nudist-wedding


#16 -Wedding of Death
While it’s understood that this photo is intentional, it doesn’t make it right.  The bride’s father must be thrilled about signing a check to pay for fake blood and dry cleaning.  Just awesome.

goth-wedding


#15 – The Knife Lick
It’s just a elbow jerk away from being a hospital stay.

knife-lick


14 – You Still Love Me, Right?
Either he just got done sharing what he did at the Bachelor party last night or he’s trying to cover up saying something stupid with a kiss. Either way, she’s ticked.

what-happened-bachleor-night


#13 – Arranged Marriage #2

One common thread with arranged marriages is that the couple will never be featured in any beauty magazines.

arranged-marriage


#12 – Death of a Prankster
I love these photos.  A brief moment captured on film where a brides glance says it all.  Whatever he did, he probably will never get the chance to do it again.

if-you-mess-this-up


#11 -You What?
I’m not sure who forgot to do what, but I’m glad I’m not that person.

you-what





Yes folks, it’s the top 10. The worst of the worst. Proceed.


#10 – The Wahhh-ding photo

Not sure if this was an intentional pose for his buddies, but his bride is not amused.

groom-crying


# 9 – The College Bride

The photo that spawned a million punchlines. I’ll let you create your own, because mine will get me fired.

wedding-kegstand


#8 – Yikes
This dress won the Top 10 Sluttiest Wedding Dress award, but also is very fitting for one of the worst photos thanks to her, “They have booze in the limo” pose. Limo – $1000, Champagne – $100,  look on her new mother in law’s face when she gets out of the limo – priceless.

boobed-wedding-dress


#7 – Lesbian Nudist Wedding
The photo that set equal rights back an entire decade.

lesbian-nudist-wedding


#6 – MINE!
If this doesn’t set off red flags for the groom, nothing will.

hold-that-bottle


#5 – Opposites Attract
Sometimes a couple is so perfectly matched that it’s impossible to tell who the lucky one is.  While these two may not be perfectly matched, the latter still holds true.

the-couple


#4 – The Clown Wedding
If you didn’t have an unnatural fear of clowns, you do now.

wedding-clowns


#3 – I Can’t Quit You
The bride wasn’t concerned about infidelity, until….

groom-kisses


#2 – Ghetto Fabulous
She didn’t like the bridesmaid outfits at first, but it grew on her.  And she worked it.

ghetto-fabulous


And here we are folks!

The winner of the worst wedding photo award.

#1 – Duck, Duck, Goose

This picture is still by far my all time favorite because it says so much.  Just, oh my.

groom-butt-pinch

And there you have it. The 20 worst wedding photos I could find.  Hopefully when you go to hire your wedding photographers or other wedding vendors, you’ll make sure that you look at each photo before they end up on my list.  Do you have ones to share that I didn’t post here?  Post them!

Want More Awful photos? Yes, we made a Part 2!! View it here!

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12 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Peter Tsai
    May 29, 2009 @ 19:10:56

    hilarious

    Reply

  2. Katrina Wheeler
    Jun 01, 2009 @ 16:56:05

    thats just wrong.. but funny!!

    Reply

  3. Vancouver Wedding Photographer
    Sep 08, 2009 @ 09:51:43

    Great stuff. I gotta share this list with others!

    Reply

  4. Bill
    Nov 13, 2009 @ 13:44:30

    I love the list, shooting weddings myself for 17 years I have some images that would rival some of these :) But I better keep them to myself :)

    Reply

  5. Suffolk Photographer
    Dec 10, 2009 @ 09:03:18

    no.7 – gotta love Burning Man to bring all the ‘interesting’ people together in one place! :D

    Been on my list of places to go now for about 5 years, but never get round to going.

    Reply

  6. Kapon
    Dec 12, 2009 @ 18:23:10

    A few minutes ago, a german tv canal streamed pictures from your article and talked about your blog. get ready for killer pageviews ;)

    Reply

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  8. rangerhunter
    Jan 17, 2010 @ 22:59:34

    #7. Not a wedding. Just another day at Burningman with someone in a skirt. Sorry.

    Reply

  9. Pilar
    Mar 10, 2010 @ 14:40:12

    a Spanish expression comes in handy here “hay de todo en la viña del Señor”
    the world would be a very boring place without this people :D

    Reply

  10. Wedding Photographers Austin
    Mar 26, 2010 @ 22:00:35

    OMG…those are such awesome photos, lol. Absolutely classic! #20 isn’t happy because he is being forced to marry his little brother. Great..

    Reply

  11. Linsay
    May 13, 2010 @ 23:25:08

    Hello,

    I am working on a wedding show with the Style network, and I am wondering if someone can guide me to the contact information of the people from the photos above. Or at the least, if someone can give me wordpress.com’s contact information. Thank you!

    Reply

  12. Jill K
    May 13, 2010 @ 23:33:11

    Hi,
    Could the person who mans this site please contact me in regards to a television show that I’m producing.
    Thanks so much,
    Jill

    Reply

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