Hulk Hogan’s Ex Linda Is Engaged!

First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce and aims to disparage.  So is the story of Hulk and Linda Hogan who were married for 24 years, brought 2 kids into the world (Brooke and Nick) and then everything came to a screeching halt in 2007. In the short 3 years since their divorce, Hulk got engaged to a girl who looks disturbingly like his daughter and not be outdone, Linda has made sure she wins this battle.

To do that, she got engaged to her son’s friend Charlie Hill, who is a mere 21 years old! Linda will be 52 in August. If that seems ridiculous, wait, it gets better. The couple will get married on her boat called The Alimony.  The 21 year old is the epitome of absurdity with bleach blond hair, orange tan and essentially a beach bum. Linda is obviously trying to make a point that she’s still got it, but unfortunately no one seems to now what it is or even if there’s a cure for it.

Brooke and Nick (the offspring) went to school with Charlie and he was a grade below Brooke. I’ll let you re-read that last sentence so that you can soak it in. He is younger than her offspring. Brooke was quoted as saying, “I personally don’t like it at all or condone it, but she’s my mom, so I have to show her support. I went to school with him. He was a grade under me. Me and Nick know him well.”   It’s no surprise that Brooke is supporting her Mom because she’s still paying for Brooke’s struggling music career since Brooke is under the impression that the TV show had nothing to do with album sales and that people actually liked what they were hearing.   Well played, Brookey. Well played.

We can’t WAIT for the Thanksgiving photos!

Top 20 Funniest Divorce Cakes

Well, I’ve done ugliest wedding cakes, worst wedding photos, sluttiest wedding dresses and many more that everyone loves. But I totally missed the boat until the wonderful ladies at Weddings Are a Girl’s Best Friend showed a couple examples of Divorce Cakes.  I didn’t even know these existed and yet here they are in all of their hilarity. So I went online and found my 20 favorites and here they are..

The Top 20 Divorce Cakes

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#20 – Free At Last
Nothing crazy unusual like the other cakes on this list but considering what must have gone into the ball and chain here, I’d be interested in knowing whether that’s a big hunk of frosting or if it’s cake. And if it’s cake, how did they get it round like that? Or is something more sinister…

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#19 – Dumbass.
This one makes me giggle. I can totally see this woman in the process of making this cake. “FLOUR!  SUGAR! EGG! BLOOD!”

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#18 – Work For Food
I’m sure we’ll see more of these in the list, but the “She’s taking half of everything I own” theme is definitely going to crop up here and there.

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#17 – Have a Beer
This one wasn’t as inventive as the others, but it’s the best you can expect a guy to do with that photo rice paper and it’s chuckle worthy.

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#16 – The Split
This was kind of strange to see that someone went to the trouble to create a nice looking wedding cake and then split it. It makes it one of the more depressing cakes on the list. It almost looks like the wedding was called off and the cake was altered this way which adds some ominous factor to it.

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#15 – Headless Groom
This was a different spin that shows the bride’s true feelings, but still remaining calm in its adversity. I, the, he, and then. Ok. I give up. Morbid.

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14 – Just Plain Murder
Ok, so one theme you will see with these cakes is women causing harm to men and not the other way around. Keeps the theme strongly and smartly and viciously and gruesomely and funnily-ier.

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#13 – Showdown
This photo has been seen everywhere on the web and is very popular. I like the concept and that no one is the winner here.  Yet. But the shotgun definitely has more radial damage, so he’s got the advantage here of walking away unless she’s a really good shot. She’ll be in many pieces when all is said and done unless she gets her shot off first. hmm. too much thinking…

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#12 – Bride From hell
This could actually be a wedding cake, but the story behind it supposedly is that she’s the bride from hell and this cake shows off her various level of flaming evil. It’s pretty funny as the groom looks like he’s sinking into tar or lava. I like it because it’s chocolate. mmmm,

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#11 – Sucker
Another head scratcher. “So long sucker” could mean a lot of things. Sucker means that the other person was tricked by something, so this cake almost gives it that raw, ‘This whole thing was planned and I don’t have to work anymore because of your stupidity” spin that just leaves me reeling. And since divorce is all about cold and heartless vengeance, then rock on! It’s not here because of inventiveness but because of the sheer cold draft it creates.

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Yes folks, it’s the top 10 funniest divorce cakes. Proceed.

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#10 – Queen of the Hill
I’m seeing a lot of cakes with this Queen of the Hill theme. I like this one’s added touch of his possessions along the side of the cake.

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# 9 – Kicked to the Curb
This is one of the few that shows the groom kicking the bride to the curb.  I like that they applied the kicking to an entire cake layer.

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#8 – I Get Half
This one takes the “she gets half of everything” to the next level showing the true end result of most divorces.

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#7 – Take Out the Garbage
I love the effect of the sheet pulled up on the side.  But the detail that went into the garbage is pretty funny. Especially the rat.

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#6 – Broken Heart
This one had me scratching my head also. It almost looks like a glacier that’s breaking off in pieces, but the head scratching part is that both of them are talking on their cell phones. Are they breaking up via phone or have they divorced and are now calling someone else? Hmmm. The curious nature is what got it to this list.

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#5 – Another Level
This one took the whole bride and bloody groom thing to an entire new level.  Complete with multiple broken hearts.

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#4 – Fertilizer
This bride not only kills the groom but also buries him in fertilizer. Or that’s probably showing that he now IS the fertilizer.

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#3 – Hot tub and happy
That’s right. Forget about the bad parts of a divorce. Think about the impending benefits of being single.  But it’s funny that you actually think you’re going to keep the hot tub in the settlement. Still funny. Enjoy the cake. Oh. And is that carpet on the cake?

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#2 – The Ring Casket
Let me just go on record to say that this was the stiffest competition for the #1 slot ever because between this cake and the number one cake below, it’s both inventive and funny and it strays away from the typical, “I hate you and wish to disembowel you on a cake” approach. Just know that both this cake and the one below are #1 in my book. Love them both. The use of the ring box as part of a casket is ingenious.

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And here we are folks!

The winner of the best divorce cake award.

#1 – Marriage License
This cake was made by CakeLady2007 (according to the URL) and the amount of work that went into writing all of this out puts it up there on the list. Even trying to envision this before making it must have been a bear. It’s so well done that it almost doesn’t even look like a cake. Congrats. You nailed it.

And there you have it. The top 20 funniest divorce cakes that I could find. All photos were obtained from Google Images and a lot of digging. You can see the URL’s I got them from in the ALT tags of each photo. Do you have ones to share that I didn’t post here? Post them!

Same Site, Different Theme

It’s been over a year and we figured it was time to change the look a little. Hope you hate it.

The 10-10-10 Wedding Date (and 1-1-11)

Many people are scrambling to make their wedding dates as memorable as possible. It’s no surprise that the wedding date trend started and got firey hot back in 2007 when the planets aligned on July 7th, 2007 (aka the 7-7-7 wedding).  The wedding favor market fell into absolute bliss and brides scrambled for their Vegas themed favors and internet marketers everywhere screamed with glee.  Newlywed husbands were also ecstatic since it was improbable that they’d forget their anniversary.  For now.  Well, it’s that time again.

Now the planets are aligned again (kind of) as brides that would like to marry on a memorable date have a Sunday wedding to look forward to on October 10th, 2010 (aka the 10-10-10 wedding).  Since 10 is the perfect number and it’s also a great opportunity for brides to get a good deal on a wedding ceremony since Saturdays are a more typical day to hold weddings.  Churches will be out though since they will normally be in session (except Seventh Day Adventists), so there may be yet another opportunity for brides to push their agenda on the upcoming special day.

Too soon or is Sunday not a good day for you?  You have another shot coming up next year on January 1st, 2011 (aka the 1-1-11 wedding) and that falls on a Saturday.  Or if you like Sunday weddings, but 10-10-10 is too close, hold out until February 2, 2022 (aka the 2-2-22 wedding). That’s only 12 years away. He should be ready to commit by then.  Or if they’re a couple of computer geeks, they could always have a chuckle and get married on Saturday October 1st, 2011 (10-01-11).  Get it?  A bunch of zeros and ones…. forget it.

My personal wedding date is a bit of a bizarre emotional rollercoaster. We got married on 9/11/1999. Two years later on 9/11, there was that fateful day and ever since then, we see the “Never Forget” signs everywhere.  It definitely makes my anniversary hard to forget, but to make matters even crazier for us, we gave birth to my now 7 year old daughter on, wait for it,…. 9/11/2002.  So, 9/11 is definitely a strange day for my household. A time of remembrance, an anniversary and a birthday all on the same day.

Do you have any unusual stories surrounding your wedding dates? Share them!

Top 10 Worst Wedding Toasts

This started as a tips for creating the best wedding toast tips, but I thought it would be much more fun to give you some examples of things that you simply should not say that I came up with. The main tip I can give you is that this is not your wedding and even if you don’t like the bride or groom, it’s not about you.  Here are some things that you should not say;

Worst Toast Clip #10
“Frank is lucky to have found someone that likes him for his personality and not his looks.”

Worst Toast Clip #9
“Yeah, I just don’t see this. But hey!  That’s why you’re there at that table and I’m over here.”

Worst Toast Clip #8
“I know to say this is bad, but I just have to go on record to say that this is the worst mistake ever.”

Worst Toast Clip #7
“I still don’t understand why she’s wearing white, but that’s none of my business, I guess.”

Worst Toast Clip #6
“The good thing is that you’re starting out on the lower end of the ‘for better or worse‘ thing, so it’s only up from here.”

Worst Toast Clip #5
“I am so glad to see you together. I could have sworn he was gay. So either I was really wrong or you’re in for one heck of a ride.”

Worst Toast Clip #4
“This is good. Cutting it close though. What are you, like 5 months pregnant now?”

Worst Toast Clip #3
“They say that three times the charm, right?”

Worst Toast Clip #2
“Most of you don’t know that Tess is a dancer which is how these two met.  At least now she won’t have to pay bills with a wad of singles anymore.”

Worst Toast Clip #1
“Even though she was with me first, you obviously saw something in her that I didn’t.”

I’m sure that you have some great wedding toasts to share also.  If you already have something written down for a toast and there’s anything even remotely close to these, start over.

Top 20 Worst Wedding Photos

It’s amazing how many weddings are held in a year.  And among those weddings are some pretty awful wedding moments.  Luckily, people post them on the web for all to see.  These are easily some of the worst wedding photos we could find.

The 20 Worst Wedding Photos

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#20 – The Arranged Marriage
Nothing says, ‘This is not the person I want to marry.” quicker than the scowl of a groom and an arranged marriage between two unhappy adults.

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#19 – The Bride’s Number One
Believe it or not, brides have to go potty too.  However, there normally isn’t documentation of the event.

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#18 – Disdain
Not sure what happened previous to this shot, but we’re guessing the groom simply isn’t happy about something.  Considering that he’s carrying her, maybe it’s a cry for help?

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#17 – Destination Wedding
Destination wedding on nudist beaches aren’t complete without the innocent glimpses of beach combers passing by.  Hey, at least his eyes aren’t wandering.

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#16 -Wedding of Death
While it’s understood that this photo is intentional, it doesn’t make it right.  The bride’s father must be thrilled about signing a check to pay for fake blood and dry cleaning.  Just awesome.

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#15 – The Knife Lick
It’s just a elbow jerk away from being a hospital stay.

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14 – You Still Love Me, Right?
Either he just got done sharing what he did at the Bachelor party last night or he’s trying to cover up saying something stupid with a kiss. Either way, she’s ticked.

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#13 – Arranged Marriage #2

One common thread with arranged marriages is that the couple will never be featured in any beauty magazines.

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#12 – Death of a Prankster
I love these photos.  A brief moment captured on film where a brides glance says it all.  Whatever he did, he probably will never get the chance to do it again.

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#11 -You What?
I’m not sure who forgot to do what, but I’m glad I’m not that person.

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Yes folks, it’s the top 10. The worst of the worst. Proceed.

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#10 – The Wahhh-ding photo

Not sure if this was an intentional pose for his buddies, but his bride is not amused.

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# 9 – The College Bride

The photo that spawned a million punchlines. I’ll let you create your own, because mine will get me fired.

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#8 – Yikes
This dress won the Top 10 Sluttiest Wedding Dress award, but also is very fitting for one of the worst photos thanks to her, “They have booze in the limo” pose. Limo – $1000, Champagne – $100,  look on her new mother in law’s face when she gets out of the limo – priceless.

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#7 – Lesbian Nudist Wedding
The photo that set equal rights back an entire decade.

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#6 – MINE!
If this doesn’t set off red flags for the groom, nothing will.

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#5 – Opposites Attract
Sometimes a couple is so perfectly matched that it’s impossible to tell who the lucky one is.  While these two may not be perfectly matched, the latter still holds true.

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#4 – The Clown Wedding
If you didn’t have an unnatural fear of clowns, you do now.

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#3 – I Can’t Quit You
The bride wasn’t concerned about infidelity, until….

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#2 – Ghetto Fabulous
She didn’t like the bridesmaid outfits at first, but it grew on her.  And she worked it.

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And here we are folks!

The winner of the worst wedding photo award.

#1 – Duck, Duck, Goose

This picture is still by far my all time favorite because it says so much.  Just, oh my.

And there you have it. The 20 worst wedding photos I could find.  Hopefully when you go to hire your wedding photographers or other wedding vendors, you’ll make sure that you look at each photo before they end up on my list.  Do you have ones to share that I didn’t post here?  Post them!

Want More Awful photos? Yes, we made a Part 2!! View it here!

Top 10 Ugliest Wedding Dresses

This is a tad different from the Top 10 Sluttiest Wedding dresses, because while those dresses are also ugly, they serve their purpose.   These are just plain ugly wedding dresses, that do nothing for the bride other then announcing that she was in a budget wedding, strapped for cash, has no fashion sense whatsoever, or just plain doesn’t know any better.  So without further ado;

The Top 10 Ugliest Wedding Dresses

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#10 – The Office Dress
So you can’t get off work to go to your wedding? No problem! Layer 2 white skirts of varying lengths together, slap on a nice white button-down shirt, and string together a nice coffee filter halo from the breakroom.  Voila!

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#9- The Winged Warrior
By the time she realized she looked like that goo-spitting lizard from Jurassic Park, it was too late.

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#8 – The Zsa Zsa
The poofy shoe toppers make this ensemble POP! And check out those gams!

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#7 – The Shedder
Two possible responses when she saw the dress. 1) “I’m going to kill that dog.” or 2) “Can’t you read!!  It says dry clean only, you idiot!”

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#6 – The Balloon Dress
Having her little boys birthday party at the same time as her wedding ended up being the greatest idea ever. But the racket the dress made going down the aisle was just awful.

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#5 – The Alice
And as she walked down the aisle toward him, for the first time ever, he was scared.  Very scared.

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#4 – The Anime Queen
She offered him the pink Pokemon, but instead he cried.  He knew she had spent a fortune on starch.

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#3 – The 2Biggie
It looked so much smaller when she bought it online.

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#2 – The Steely Dan
Is comment really necessary here?

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And the number one ugliest wedding dress award goes to…

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#1 – The Makeshift
They were happy that she was getting married before the baby was born, but in hindsight, buying the dress months beforehand may not have been a good idea.

And that’s it, the Top 10 Ugliest Wedding Dresses we could find. Be sure to visit a real wedding dress gallery for the latest and hottest trends that are, um not these.

Top 10 Sluttiest Wedding Dresses

The word slutty is loosely used here.  I mean these brides do have mirrors in their dressing rooms, so they are fully aware of what they’re doing.  Revealing should probably be the word used here.  These are wedding dresses that make you do a double take and actually ask yourself, what in the world was she thinking when she put that on?  So without further ado;

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#10 -Gretel Gone Wild
I think I’m going to spend my weekend making a gingerbread house.

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#9- Cotton Candy
Somewhere between carnival cotton candy, Barbie, and a poodle mishap lies slutty.  We all should seek help for finding this sexy.

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#8 – See Through
When it’s more about the undergarments than the dress itself, you’ve got yourself a plain all out slutty wedding dress.

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#7 – Don’t Change On My Account
This is one of those dresses that you can use over and over and over and over, and oh…., sorry.  Why are we renewing our vows every year again?

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#6 – Tighty Whitey
Coming in at #6 is a tight fitting revealing jumpsuit kind of dress that says, “I’m more about the honeymoon than anything else.”

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#5 – What wedding dress?
Or you could simply tuck in lacy fabric in strategic places on a bikini and make it look like a dress.  From the back anyway.

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#4 – Teapot
I’m a little teapot, ______ and ________

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#3 – Side Boob Tube
I guess we’re seeing a pattern here.  If you would like to see the unedited version of this photo, you can go here.  Perv.

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#2 – But It’s Mariah
It’s hard to say something bad about Mariah. Ha! Who am I kidding? Can I get a HO! Ho, Ho!

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And the number one slutty wedding dress award goes to…

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#1 – Oh My God
Okay, let’s envision this.  Your mom is standing there with her parents, the limo pulls up and then your bride comes out and…

and if that’s enough, someone else thought this dress was a good idea too!

Well, there you have it.  The top 10 sluttiest wedding dresses we could find. For those that want to get married in dignity, go visit a real gallery with respectable wedding dress photos and get some class people.

Top 20 Most Ugly Wedding Cakes

WARNING: Please be aware that this is done very tongue in cheek. Not everyone will think these cakes are ugly. Remember that we’re talking about cakes in contrast to a typical white tiered wedding cake. Stop getting so angry!

People will spend a fortune on their weddings and especially their wedding cakes in order to create a cake that will be remembered forever. And some will be simply be remembered as one of..

The 20 Most Ugly Wedding Cakes

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#20 – The Roller Coaster Wedding Cake
So I’m not sure if this qualifies as “ugly” or not, because it’s definitely inventive, but for a wedding?  But it starts the countdown because it teeters on the fence of ugly.

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#19 – Sandy Beaches
This cake is obviously designed to have a beach theme and we guess that’s supposed to be sand and a phallic symbol on the back side. Whoops, no. That’s a castle. My fault.

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#18 – The Cake of Many Designs

So when you simply can’t make up your mind and have no concern about people’s sensibilities, you end up making something like this.  Going to guess this wedding was in October.

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#17 – Gay Wedding Cake
This wedding cake is the main reason why all states haven’t implemented gay marriage rights.  They are deathly afraid there will be more cakes made like this. Actually, not a bad looking cake considering, well, considering.

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#16 -Halloween Wedding Cake
Yes, I get it.  They either got married on Halloween, really like Halloween or are a “goth” couple.  That doesn’t make this a pretty cake.

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#15 -Bling Bling

Thass riiight, beeyatch.  Blang blang next to the chicken wangs.  I’ll be taking my wedding gifts back now because you obviously don’t need it.

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#14 -Just Groovy Cake

So like, yeah man.  Me and the old lady were like baking your matrimonial tower of love when we thought, this would be so much easier if we just got baked right along with the cake.

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#13 – The Video Game Cake

I don’t have any punch lines for this.

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#12 -Tetris wedding cake

You can’t go back to the 80′s so we’re going to bring them to you with this Tetris wedding cake. Nothing says “love” like falling blocks in various geometric shapes that fit neatly into one another when you turn them and, well, um, I want a corner piece!

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#11 -The Cupcake Cake
The new trend is making wedding cakes with cupcakes in various colors and even if it’s done right, it looks ridiculous.  This unfortunately was done right and this is the best that you can expect a cake to look when it’s made by Little Debbie.  And it still made the ugly cake list.

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Yes folks, it’s the top 10.  The worst of the worst. Proceed.

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#10 – The Weed Cake

Marketing gone bad. It had floral, well, not floral, but greenery, well it wasn’t green.  It’s an eco-cake! Is that mold or did a peacock boa explode nearby?

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# 9 – The Bride Cake
This was made to look just like the bride and is very disturbing.  I’ll have a breast please.  NO, no. I mean a thigh!  Oh boy, ok, just give me a slice of her weave.

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#8 -Chocolate Dipped Something-er-Uther
What if we took a bunch of chocolate dipped pastry and fruit and just stacked them on top of each other really high? – (an hour later) -  Ok, well this isn’t what I envisioned, but we can’t turn back now…

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#7 – Pink & Green Disaster
Just frigging wow.  What the heck is this supposed to be anyway? Is that Jello?

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#6 – Cake and Fruit Explosion
This looks like it was dropped in the parking lot, picked up in handfuls and then there was an attempt to sort it all out.  It’s um, fruit because I see banana and then some chocolate and, um, screw it, Eat up!

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#5 – The Centerpiece
The true story behind this is that the bride reportedly thought this was a centerpiece until a kid stuck his finger in it.  The story is that it was dropped and the layers collapsed and this was a very bad attempt to fix the problem.

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#4 – Til Death Do Us Part Cake
Not sure if this is meant to be a “forever and always” theme or a warning to those that eat it.  How exactly do you get that color?

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#3 – The Strawberry Prison
Even though it’s ugly, I’d probably still eat it.  It just looks like the strawberries are doing time for being fruity.  I just can’t come up with anything better.

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#2 – The Sushi Cake
It’s just not right on so many levels.  Fish and cake? It’s an assault on the senses and causes me emotional trauma.

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And here we are folks!

The winner of the ugliest wedding cake award.

#1 – Camo Cake

This one is worthy of the number one slot simply because it is not only hideous, but frightening.  Ladies and gentlemen, the worst wedding cake in the history of wedding cakes.

And there you have it.  The 20 worst wedding cakes I’ve ever seen.  Some are designed to be ugly by request of the bride and groom and they should be held responsible for these atrocities.  Maybe the bridesmaid gifts will be nice enough to draw attention away from these hideous sweets.