WARNING: Please be aware that this is done very tongue in cheek. Not everyone will think these cakes are ugly. Remember that we’re talking about cakes in contrast to a typical white tiered wedding cake. Stop getting so angry!
People will spend a fortune on their weddings and especially their wedding cakes in order to create a cake that will be remembered forever. And some will be simply be remembered as one of..
The 20 Most Ugly Wedding Cakes
#20 – The Roller Coaster Wedding Cake
So I’m not sure if this qualifies as “ugly” or not, because it’s definitely inventive, but for a wedding? But it starts the countdown because it teeters on the fence of ugly.
#19 – Sandy Beaches
This cake is obviously designed to have a beach theme and we guess that’s supposed to be sand and a phallic symbol on the back side. Whoops, no. That’s a castle. My fault.
#18 – The Cake of Many Designs
So when you simply can’t make up your mind and have no concern about people’s sensibilities, you end up making something like this. Going to guess this wedding was in October.
#17 – Gay Wedding Cake
This wedding cake is the main reason why all states haven’t implemented gay marriage rights. They are deathly afraid there will be more cakes made like this. Actually, not a bad looking cake considering, well, considering.
#16 -Halloween Wedding Cake
Yes, I get it. They either got married on Halloween, really like Halloween or are a “goth” couple. That doesn’t make this a pretty cake.
#15 -Bling Bling
Thass riiight, beeyatch. Blang blang next to the chicken wangs. I’ll be taking my wedding gifts back now because you obviously don’t need it.
#14 -Just Groovy Cake
So like, yeah man. Me and the old lady were like baking your matrimonial tower of love when we thought, this would be so much easier if we just got baked right along with the cake.
#13 – The Video Game Cake
I don’t have any punch lines for this.
#12 -Tetris wedding cake
You can’t go back to the 80’s so we’re going to bring them to you with this Tetris wedding cake. Nothing says “love” like falling blocks in various geometric shapes that fit neatly into one another when you turn them and, well, um, I want a corner piece!
#11 -The Cupcake Cake
The new trend is making wedding cakes with cupcakes in various colors and even if it’s done right, it looks ridiculous. This unfortunately was done right and this is the best that you can expect a cake to look when it’s made by Little Debbie. And it still made the ugly cake list.
Yes folks, it’s the top 10. The worst of the worst. Proceed.
#10 – The Weed Cake
Marketing gone bad. It had floral, well, not floral, but greenery, well it wasn’t green. It’s an eco-cake! Is that mold or did a peacock boa explode nearby?
# 9 – The Bride Cake
This was made to look just like the bride and is very disturbing. I’ll have a breast please. NO, no. I mean a thigh! Oh boy, ok, just give me a slice of her weave.
#8 -Chocolate Dipped Something-er-Uther
What if we took a bunch of chocolate dipped pastry and fruit and just stacked them on top of each other really high? – (an hour later) – Ok, well this isn’t what I envisioned, but we can’t turn back now…
#7 – Pink & Green Disaster
Just frigging wow. What the heck is this supposed to be anyway? Is that Jello?
#6 – Cake and Fruit Explosion
This looks like it was dropped in the parking lot, picked up in handfuls and then there was an attempt to sort it all out. It’s um, fruit because I see banana and then some chocolate and, um, screw it, Eat up!
#5 – The Centerpiece
The true story behind this is that the bride reportedly thought this was a centerpiece until a kid stuck his finger in it. The story is that it was dropped and the layers collapsed and this was a very bad attempt to fix the problem.
#4 – Til Death Do Us Part Cake
Not sure if this is meant to be a “forever and always” theme or a warning to those that eat it. How exactly do you get that color?
#3 – The Strawberry Prison
Even though it’s ugly, I’d probably still eat it. It just looks like the strawberries are doing time for being fruity. I just can’t come up with anything better.
#2 – The Sushi Cake
It’s just not right on so many levels. Fish and cake? It’s an assault on the senses and causes me emotional trauma.
And here we are folks!
The winner of the ugliest wedding cake award.
#1 – Camo Cake
This one is worthy of the number one slot simply because it is not only hideous, but frightening. Ladies and gentlemen, the worst wedding cake in the history of wedding cakes.
And there you have it. The 20 worst wedding cakes I’ve ever seen. Some are designed to be ugly by request of the bride and groom and they should be held responsible for these atrocities. Maybe the bridesmaid gifts will be nice enough to draw attention away from these hideous sweets.