Top 10 Sluttiest Wedding Dresses

The word slutty is loosely used here.  I mean these brides do have mirrors in their dressing rooms, so they are fully aware of what they’re doing.  Revealing should probably be the word used here.  These are wedding dresses that make you do a double take and actually ask yourself, what in the world was she thinking when she put that on?  So without further ado;

The Top 10 Sluttiest Wedding Dresses

#10 -Gretel Gone Wild
I think I’m going to spend my weekend making a gingerbread house.


#9- Cotton Candy
Somewhere between carnival cotton candy, Barbie, and a poodle mishap lies slutty.  We all should seek help for finding this sexy.


#8 – See Through
When it’s more about the undergarments than the dress itself, you’ve got yourself a plain all out slutty wedding dress.


#7 – Don’t Change On My Account
This is one of those dresses that you can use over and over and over and over, and oh…., sorry.  Why are we renewing our vows every year again?


#6 – Tighty Whitey
Coming in at #6 is a tight fitting revealing jumpsuit kind of dress that says, “I’m more about the honeymoon than anything else.”


#5 – What wedding dress?
Or you could simply tuck in lacy fabric in strategic places on a bikini and make it look like a dress.  From the back anyway.


#4 – Teapot
I’m a little teapot, ______ and ________


#3 – Side Boob Tube
I guess we’re seeing a pattern here.  If you would like to see the unedited version of this photo, you can go here.  Perv.


#2 – But It’s Mariah
It’s hard to say something bad about Mariah. Ha! Who am I kidding? Can I get a HO! Ho, Ho!


And the number one slutty wedding dress award goes to…

#1 – Oh My God
Okay, let’s envision this.  Your mom is standing there with her parents, the limo pulls up and then your bride comes out and…


and if that’s enough, someone else thought this dress was a good idea too!


Well, there you have it.  The top 10 sluttiest wedding dresses we could find. For those that want to get married in dignity, go visit a real gallery with respectable wedding dress photos and get some class people.


10 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. Aubrey
    May 13, 2009 @ 21:29:45

    hahaha! Very Funny. The fact that some of these are considered “sexy” is scary 🙂

    Actually #7 & 6 look more like they’re for the night of the wedding….


  2. Lynne Hart
    May 14, 2009 @ 21:03:16

    There is a reason your mother or close friends go with you to pick out your gown. Obviously, none of their friends or mother had the nerve to tell them exactly how they looked/

    So Sad 😦


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  4. unique wedding gowns
    Oct 10, 2009 @ 20:48:46

    Wow I would have never thought that some brides would even consider wearing a wedding dress like these on their special day. These are definitely the sluttiest wedding dresses I have ever seen. Thanks for the great post.


  5. ladii JJ
    Oct 30, 2009 @ 02:23:33

    actually I like dresses number 2 and 9 Mariah’s dress is mega cute (#2)


  6. Rahman
    Nov 18, 2009 @ 16:33:41

    #4 is a nice wedding dress. Not all on the list are “slutty”.


  7. Kediset
    Apr 13, 2010 @ 02:57:25

    i agree with Rahman.. some of them are nothing close to slutty.. i’ve seen worse..


  8. Brown
    May 27, 2010 @ 20:17:19

    When a man is ok, with allowing your tits to hang out like that, its not love. wtf..only the white hicks I tell ya


    • Sam
      Jun 18, 2010 @ 04:49:24

      Could we not hijack an entertainment post about fashion-disasters by getting on our soapbox about a totally unrealated issue such as race please Brown. Besides which if you start calling people names they might call you some back and then you’ll be as offended as you’ve made them and no one gets any further forward, just deeper into intollerance. If what racism is is a lack of acceptance of another kind of people then I think your post is practically a definition of it.


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