Top 10 Ugliest Wedding Dresses

This is a tad different from the Top 10 Sluttiest Wedding dresses, because while those dresses are also ugly, they serve their purpose.   These are just plain ugly wedding dresses, that do nothing for the bride other then announcing that she was in a budget wedding, strapped for cash, has no fashion sense whatsoever, or just plain doesn’t know any better.  So without further ado;

The Top 10 Ugliest Wedding Dresses

#10 – The Office Dress
So you can’t get off work to go to your wedding? No problem! Layer 2 white skirts of varying lengths together, slap on a nice white button-down shirt, and string together a nice coffee filter halo from the breakroom.  Voila!


#9- The Winged Warrior
By the time she realized she looked like that goo-spitting lizard from Jurassic Park, it was too late.


#8 – The Zsa Zsa
The poofy shoe toppers make this ensemble POP! And check out those gams!


#7 – The Shedder
Two possible responses when she saw the dress. 1) “I’m going to kill that dog.” or 2) “Can’t you read!!  It says dry clean only, you idiot!”


#6 – The Balloon Dress
Having her little boys birthday party at the same time as her wedding ended up being the greatest idea ever. But the racket the dress made going down the aisle was just awful.


#5 – The Alice
And as she walked down the aisle toward him, for the first time ever, he was scared.  Very scared.


#4 – The Anime Queen
She offered him the pink Pokemon, but instead he cried.  He knew she had spent a fortune on starch.


#3 – The 2Biggie
It looked so much smaller when she bought it online.


#2 – The Steely Dan
Is comment really necessary here?


And the number one ugliest wedding dress award goes to…

#1 – The Makeshift
They were happy that she was getting married before the baby was born, but in hindsight, buying the dress months beforehand may not have been a good idea.


And that’s it, the Top 10 Ugliest Wedding Dresses we could find. Be sure to visit a real wedding dress gallery for the latest and hottest trends that are, um not these.


3 Comments (+add yours?)

  1. layniloo
    May 14, 2009 @ 21:16:28

    LMAO! I can’t think of a favourite they are all epic fails!


  2. Love Bridal Wear
    May 22, 2009 @ 13:38:34

    Ha ha! That is hilarious.


  3. sara
    Aug 01, 2009 @ 10:56:39

    Thw Alice in Wonderland one wouldn’t be so bad if you gave it a different top. It’d be really pretty actualy. And I think the number one is a prom dress. Haha. Either way, Epic fail.


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