Mark Wahlberg Gets Married

rhea-durham-mark-wahlbergWell, sorry ladies, it finally happened.  Mark Wahlberg and baby momma, Rhea Durham have tied the knot this past Saturday.  The couple has been together forever and have 3 kids – Ella Rae, 5, Michael, 3, and 10-month-old Brendan Joseph.

They were married in a quiet romantic wedding ceremony with only 12 of their closest friends and family and their kids.  The event took place in Beverly Hills at Good Shepherd Catholic Church.  As for wanting more kids, Mark was quick to point out that he was the youngest of nine and that the number of kids is only limited by “however many Mom wants to have.”

5 More Celebrity Rumors!

Mr. Christopher once again taking a break from planning weddings to bring you some more celebrity rumors.   While I’d like to do these as often as possible, sometimes there just isn’t enough juicy stuff to make it worth reading. Luckily for you, that has changed and here they are.  5 more sweet rumors.

Rumor #1 – Michael Jackson Has Skin Cancer

michael-jackson-maskLet’s face it.  Michael is simply an amazing performer.  One only needs to listen to anything up to Thriller to know that.  But his personal life is an absolute mess and it is has caused him internal psychological warfare that has had an inevitable effect on his writing.  The biggest of which is his appearance which has been butchered by California’s worst.   Quack after quack has had their way with Michael’s mug and I would be shocked if he didn’t have skin cancer.  But this rumor started as Michael has been seen visiting his long time dermatologist Dr. Arnie Klien several times a week. Not once a week or a couple times a week, but several times a week. I’ve always loved Michael’s music, but I would be shocked if it wasn’t true, so we’re going to start the mill and say that..

This rumor is: Highly Possible That It’s True. I don’t want it to be true, hope that it’s not true, but all signals point to true.

Rumor #2 – Singer Kelis is Broke

Kelis-and-nasSinger Kelis hasn’t been on the road for over a year and is about to give birth to another spawn of arguably one of the greatest rappers of our time, Nas.  She has filed papers to the courts documenting her financials so that she can get child support from Nas.  Her bills are exceeding $80,000 per month.  Yes, per month. When her and Nas were together, they collectively brought in more than enough to cover those bills, but now, sniff, she’s only bringing in a mere $20,000 per month.  That’s only $240K per year.  What’s a girl to do?  How can anyone live on such a paltry amount?  The documents state that her mortgage alone is almost $15,000 per month!   So let’s get real.  She may not be raking in the cash that she was making previously, but everyone reading this would strangle relatives to be clearing almost a quarter of a million a year.  It’s insulting.   She can still live large in the regular world.

This rumor is: False. By Hollywood standards maybe, but normal people standards, she’s far from broke.

usher-and-tameka1Rumor #3 – Usher is Getting a Divorce

This was a rumor that people were quick to deny to try and protect his career (as if anything could derail it).  When wife Tameka was asked about the rumor, she was totally blindsided and had no idea what they were talking about.  It was all speculation.  Well speculate no more.  The papers were officially filed in Georgia in Fulton County and Usher showed up without a ring on his finger at LAX.

This rumor is: True. The naked ring finger happens often, but official government ordained papers don’t write themselves.

Rumor #4 – Lindsay Lohan Stole $500,000 in Jewelry

Lindsey-LohanHey, I don’t just make this stuff up.  A half a million dollars in jewelry went missing after a photo shoot for ELLE magazine.  One of the suspects?  Miss Lindsay Lohan.  Scotland Yard is investigating the disappearance of the super expensive jewels and Lindsay is cooperating.  New details have emerged from ELLE magazine that have come to Lindsay’s defense indicating that they “have no reason to believe” that Lindsay is involved in the heist.  But until it gets resolved, we’re going to with our gut reaction and say that…

This rumor is: Most Likely False. Obviously, stranger things have, cough, Winona, cough, happened, but Lindsay is on a mission to revive her career and I’m confident she wouldn’t sabotage it for some bling.

Rumor #5 – Linda Hogan Spends Hulk’s Alimony on Drugs

hulk-hogan-linda-hoganOh Gawd.  Who really cares what that nutbag chick does?  That whole family is whack.  But we have to do our job.  Hulk Hogan pays his estranged wife Linda a whopping $40,000 a month in alimony and multiple witnesses are on board ready to attack her as a druggie who is blowing that cash on blow, pot and the painkiller Roxycodon.  Her hairdresser is claiming that Linda comes in to the salon to cash checks there so she has some green to buy her favorite pot and Roxy combo.  And another unnamed truck driver says that he has seen her snort blow on a boat before. So, hmm, we’ll say that…

This rumor is: True. Let’s face it. Divorces are ugly and there are tons of false accusations and lies that surface when there are tens of thousands of dollars being forked out.  But when you add multiple witnesses, you better have a crazy good alibi.

That’s it for right now!  Mr. C signing off.

David Letterman Officially Gets Married

If you’re looking for details about the sex scandal, that’s here. The post below is not about that.

david-letterman-regina-laskoAfter over 23 years of being with the same woman, David Letterman has finally hitched the wagon with Regina Lasko, the mother of his son Harry, born in 2003.  The couple started dating in 1986 and Letterman joked, “Well, things are going pretty good, let’s just see what happens in about ten years.”  A bachelor for most of his life, he finally decided that it was time.

But there was no need for wedding planning as the couple head to the Teton County Courthouse in Choteau, Montana and sealed the deal on Thursday at 3 PM on March 19, 2009.  David pondered, “I had avoided getting married pretty good for, like, 23 years, and I – honestly, whether this happened or not – I secretly felt that men who were married admired me…like I was the last of the real gunslingers, you know what I’m saying?”.

Top 5 Celebrity Wedding Rumors

Of course, Mr. Christopher at it again with some wedding rumors that I’m seeing floating around on the web this month and here are the most popular.  Well, they sound ridiculous, but some are actually true and some we just have to assume are true because the celebs aren’t denying it.  Well, you decide.  It’s something fun to do instead of wedding planning.

Rumor 1
LeAnn Rimes is Having an Affair with her Northern Lights Co Star

leann-rimes-eddie-cibrian-affair-northern-lights-lifetimeRumors started flying when a restaurant camera caught country singer/actress LeAnn Rimes holding hands and kissing Northern Lights co-star Eddie Cibrian.  Eddie Cibrian quickly (2 days later quickly) denied the rumor saying, “It is a fabricated story that is using random snapshots as connective tissue to create a scandalous relationship”.   Unfortunately, the cover was blown because LeAnn personally posted on her website, “This is a difficult time for me and my loved ones, but I appreciate all your continued support,” she writes. “I would like to assure all of you that this is a place for you to hear things directly from me and as you all know, not everything in our lives is always black and white.”  That is definitely not a “No, it didn’t happen”.   So Cibrian and Rimes will need to get their story straight and go into damage control, but we’re going to say that:

This Rumor is: True. And will just get juicier and juicier.  Unfortunate. But Juicy.  So juicy that we dedicated a blog post to it.

Rumor 2
nick-cannon-mariah-careyNick Cannon is Going Broke Paying for Mariah Carey’s Ring

This rumor started as reports started surfacing that the jeweler that sold Nick Mariah’s wedding ring was not getting the payments remaining on her ring which carries a balance of around $500,000.  MTV broke the report stating that bloggers were spreading the rumor which prompted Nick to defend himself on his own blog against the allegations that Mariah’s rock was financially devastating the actor/comedian.  Nick fired back, “it was this craziness on the oh so credible, BOSSIP about me being broke and being sued by my jeweler! Ridiculous! I just got like 3 new major multi-million dollar deals in the last 2 months. And I ain’t even finish yet… But now I’m broke, okay!”  So basically, even for all of his continued rambling, he never denies that he owes the jeweler money.  It’s the amount that appears to be under denial and apparently, even under Nick’s admission, the rumors are too low.  “First off, I wish my wife’s ring did only cost $500,000, that would have been a deal!“, Nick alleges.  It just seems to me that with as much money as Cannon has made, he should be set for life now, but I guess you continue to live beyond your means.  Silly celebs.

This Rumor is: True. Although details on the actual amount are sketchy.

bruce-willis-emma-hemingbruce-willis-emma-hemingRumor 3
Bruce Willis and model Emma Hemin Are Getting Married
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Well, one thing is for sure. We’ll know the truth to this rumor in less than a week.  What sparked this rumor is that his ex Demi Moore and her hubby Ashton Kutcher flew into the island of Turks & Caicos where Willis has a home.  The rumor is that they are having a private ceremony with only close friends and family.  What further adds fuel to that rumor is the large block of rooms and villas that have been booked by Willis for friends.  The only thing that could possibly derail this rumor is the fact that Bruce’s 54th birthday is also coming up.  But 54 is pretty much a lame number, so that seems overkill for a 54th party.  Maybe a 60 or a 55, but not 54.  We’ll buy into this possibility that this is going down as rumored, but we’ll just say that…

This Rumor is: True. Update! This update comes now AFTER the wedding has already happened.  Ah, don’t you love it when we’re right? They are hitched.

bruce-willis-emma-hemingRumor 4
Chris Brown and Rihanna Will Be Getting Married
chris-brown-rihannaGod help us all if this is true, but we’re sure that it’s not.  Chris Brown’s PR people have been in major damage control mode since the incident with him and Rihanna when photos of Rihanna surfaced from LAPD showing her badly beaten and bruised supposedly at the hands of Chris Brown.  Chris Brown never said that he caused the bruises and contusions, but he definitely never denied it.  Since then the two have been seen at P Diddy’s house jet skiing in Miami and Rihanna is now out and about on the town getting her groove on now that her scars are healed.  As for where this rumor started, we’re going to cry foul on this trashy rumor because first, battered women around the world would go nuts if Rihanna married Chris and she knows it.  Secondly and again, Chris Brown is still in damage control and experiencing atrocious record sales that have dipped to about 10% of what he was originally selling.  People don’t even want to be seen buying his music and for good reason.

This Rumor is: FALSE. No way in Hades is this going to happen within the next 5 years.  Everything is still way too raw and even if they did decide to hitch the wagon, their PR reps would have a conniption fit and it would spell utter doom to their professional careers to the tune of Whitney and Bobby.  Those silly Browns.

bruce-willis-emma-hemingbritney-spears-kevin-federlineRumor 5
Britney Spears and Kevin Federline Are Getting Back Together
The rumor came to fruition as Kevin agreed to let their children go on tour with Britney as a result of Britney staying clean thanks to a court order keeping those old manager sleazebags away from her.  She’s looking great, getting back to her old self and appears to be on the right track to recovery.  But during the visitation swaps, sources say that Kevin and Britney have been very flirty and there has even been kissing going on.  An insider says that they never really fell out of love and that Kevin is even gushing to his mother that she’s back to the old Britney that he fell in love with.   That being the case, we’ll have to say that….

This Rumor is: In a “Could Become True” Mode. Let’s face it.  The two lovebirds have children together and the real fallout came from Britney’s drug use and bizarre behavior. Now that that is a thing of the past, there could very well be a reuniting of these two.  Although the press has had a field day with Kevin, he has proven that he is way beyond just a “baby daddy”.


So those are the hottest rumors this month.  Make sure that you subscribe to the RSS feed for the next issue when we put to rest some of the worst of the rumors we’re hearing and give you our guess on what’s true based on what we’ve seen and read when we’re not in the middle of wedding planning or watching the latest episode of Get Married on Lifetime.